What happens when your signature looks like a penis? What happens when the state that issued your driver’s license calls and tells you it’s time to come and change your signature? (Because it looks like a penis.) If you’re WWE Superstar Enzo Amore, nothing. Because you’re Gucci. His words:
This signature is real, people, unlike this atrocious Cruiserweight replica belt, but just like his tattoos. That’s somehow really Amore’s signature, and it’s been that way for a long time. The certified G (D?) and bonafide (boner-fide?) stud knows his rights and he also knows who’s been calling him on the phone. The Delaware DMV.