Is cheese a banned substance? If so, uh oh.
Despite the fact that all WWE stars are now regularly drug tested, it’s been some time since we’ve seen a WWE wellness policy violation. That last violation was Ricardo Rodriguez in July 2013, and before that, it was Randy Orton in May 2012. Well, after two years of impeccable clean livin’ by the WWE roster, we have another wellness policy violation on our hands and, yup, it’s Hornswoggle. Here’s the word straight from WWE…
“In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Dylan Postl (Hornswoggle) for 30 days, effective immediately, for his first violation of the company’s policy.”
Hornswoggle, buddy, that’s not how human growth hormone works. Sorry, I had to.
In all seriousness, we don’t, as of yet, know what Hornswoggle failed for. Whatever it was, Hornswoggle’s position in WWE could be on shaky ground, as he hasn’t been on TV in a while, and a drug violation isn’t going to help his case. If Hornswoggle’s near-decade in WWE (seriously, he’s been around since 2006) is in danger of coming to an end, let’s take a moment to appreciate his greatest work. Of course, I’m talking about Little People’s Court, presented here in it’s entirety.
You’re welcome.
via WWE
