WWE Superstar Kane is running for Mayor of Knox County Tennessee, because 2017 looked at 2016’s shenanigans and said, ” … hold my beer.” The Demon Kane, known in real life as Glenn Jacobs, is a noted Libertarian and runs an insurance company alongside his wife Crystal. His in-ring persona as the Undertaker’s brother is drastically different from his Republican mayoral campaign, though his slogan and little flame logo are impossibly adorable callbacks to the other half of his life.
Jacobs has chosen to go a different route than his fellow political coworker Rhyno, and isn’t using the threat of Kurt Angle breaking your ankles to make sure you vote for him. Instead, he’s using this seven-point platform like a real grown-up who’s serious about being a decent public servant. Ugh what a dork amirite.
- Committed to keeping taxes low
- Renewed focus on quality of education
- Continue to attract new jobs to the area
- Improve our roads and infrastructure
- Full and absolute transparency
- Work to create safer communities
- A fresh outlook on limited government
Good luck Mr. Jacobs. I hope this goes better than literally every television relationship you’ve ever had. Then again, “I won’t screw taxpayers like Triple H screwed Katie Vick” does have a good ring to it …
