Waka Flocka Flame Has Selected Ric Flair As His Presidential Running Mate

Were you of the opinion that the current Presidential race couldn’t possibly get any more bonkers and out of hand than it already has been? Well, buckle up, because now rapper Waka Flocka Flame and 16-time pro wrestling champion and two-time WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair are drinking lean and campaigning to be the co-leaders of the free world. Just like we all expected.

Yes, Waka Flocka has been running for President, but after being tipped off that he’s too young to officially hold the office, he’s taking a backseat to his new running mate: the one and only Nature Boy. The pair made their announcement via Twitter on Tuesday, with an even-less-coherent-than-usual Flair ranting and raving (as he tends to do) while flanked by two not at all uncomfortable models.

So there you go. They’re running on a ticket of, uh … women? I think? That’s what I got from that. Whatever your personal politics dictate about jet flying, limousine riding, kiss stealing and wheeling and/or dealing will likely heavily influence whether Flair and Flame will have your vote this November. But it’s pretty clear that they’re no less wild than some of the other options on voting day.

What a weird-ass year.