Wrestling fans are sometimes incredible. Stone Cold Steve Austin was answering fan questions on the latest episode of The Steve Austin Show: Unleashed, as he’s known to do. Of course, much like any other wrestling forum, the question of whether Austin is using pills for erectile dysfunction for his “little rattlesnake” popped up.
No, really.
You get one chance to ask a wrestling legend — someone who changed the face of pro wrestling forever — one question, and the question you come up with is “Do you use dick pills?” And then you call it his “little rattlesnake” instead of his “Stone Cold Stunner?” Incredible.
“[I] take Viagra. I also take Cialis, but you never take those things at the same time,” Austin said. “If you’re gonna take Viagra, you stick with the Viagra. If you’re gonna take Cialis, stick with the Cialis. You can’t flip-flop back-and-forth [because] it’s bad for you medically.”
“Now, you say, ‘Steve, you can’t f*ck without no Viagra?!’ I can f*ck without Viagra or Cialis, but I f*ck better with Viagra than if I don’t take Viagra. So, at 50 years of age, I’m into reality, and the reality is — at 50 — I’ve got more years behind me than I do in front of me. So, I wanna enjoy these next few motherf*cking years to the maximum enjoyment that I can enjoy.”
“So, therefore, I choose to take a PED (performance-enhancing drug) called Viagra or Cialis because it makes me f*ck better, and when I f*ck, I’m pretty goddamn happy.”
What’s next, asking Kevin Nash how many times he cranks it in a day? Oh god, no, don’t ask that. Between this, Teddy Long’s cavalcade of WWE sex stories, and the LeBron thing, it’s been a wild week for hog talk. I think we can all agree that “when I f*ck, I’m pretty goddamn happy” is the most money quote, and it’ll take a heck of a weekend (enhanced) performance by someone else to top it.
(h/t (just the tip!) to our fellow hog talkers over at BroBible)
