There was a time when Undertaker wouldn’t do the tributes to dead wrestlers because he was so concerned with protecting his character. Well, it’s 2015 and things are different. Now, he’s wearing matching shirts with his wife. Matching shirts that quote a Jay Z song from 2003.
I can’t wait for him to return right before WrestleMania and cut a promo about burying someone alive and them not being able to get. that. dirt. off. their. shoulders. He’s definitely Big Crypting, spending G’s. Oh oh, I got another one. Wait. It’ll come to me. Hard knock afterlife! Boom!
Okay. I’ll see myself out.
