We gotta admit: Despite having a pretty cruddy 2016 (grabbing the boss’ arm on live TV will do that to you), Titus O’Neil has been doing his damnedest to make 2017 a win. The Titus Brand has morphed into Titus Worldwide, giving the man a legitimate stable on WWE TV that even tasted gold with Akira Tozawa’s brief Cruiserweight Championship reign.
All of a sudden, everyone wants to be in Titus Worldwide. Sasha Banks has been dropping hints (and riding in cars) with the Titus Worldwide squad, so she might end up in the fold sooner than later. Rapper Wale joined up with O’Neil & Co. back in July. And a few weeks ago, none other than Anthony Bourdain joined up as Titus Worldwide’s official chef:
Over the weekend, the Titus Worldwide ranks grew even larger with the addition of two huge media personalities: rapper/actor LL Cool J and Rampage, the official mascot of the Los Angeles Rams. (Also, possibly Darren Young?)
This is not a drill, everybody: Titus O’Neil’s stable now has an anthropomorphic sheep.
O’Neil had a field day at the Rams game over the weekend, taking mark photos with Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child and rapper YG, but better still is this video of he and LL Cool J absolutely wrecking Danny Trejo for having a flip phone in 20-goddamn-17:
I hope Titus buys that man an iPhone and makes the ringtone “URAH! URAH! URAH!” as soon as possible.
