From the minds that brought us the hilariously amazing Apocalypse Pompeii, and the just-released time-travel saga Flight World War II comes the successor to 2-Headed Shark Attack: 3-Headed Shark Attack. This is real, and yes, it already looks amazing. I mean, check out the poster released back in April:
MORE HEADS MORE DEADS (!!!!!)
Here’s Asylum’s official synopsis:
The world’s greatest killing machine is three times as deadly when a mutated shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.
Making its debut on Syfy during Sharknado Week (July 18-25), Karrueche Tran and Danny Trejo take on the starring roles opposite a three-headed mutant shark who — much like the occupants of an IMDb comment section — needs garbage surroundings to survive. 3-Headed Shark Attack also stars pro wrestler Rob Van Dam as a scrappy beach bum named Stanley.
Man, if RVD doesn’t Van Daminate a three-headed shark, then what are we even doing here?
