Previously on the Best and Worst of WCW Uncensored: Macho Man Randy Savage and Diamond Dallas Page got into a long feud over how embarrassed DDP is that his wife is hot, Prince Iaukea pinned Rey Mysterio Jr. clean somehow, and Rowdy Roddy Piper recruited the worst wrestlers you’ve ever seen to be his “Family” just to replace them at the last second with the Four Horsemen.
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And now, the vintage Best and Worst of WCW Uncensored ’98, originally aired on March 13, 1998.
Best: Chavo Guerrero Learns A Valuable Lesson About Trusting A Guerrero
On Nitro, Chavo Guerrero Jr. had a Cruiserweight Championship match against his uncle Eddie’s good friend Chris Jericho. Eddie charged out to the ring before the match to yell at Chavo for getting a title opportunity before him, even though he’s had several, then decided to stay at ringside to support him. When Chavo was doing well, Eddie would scream at him for not doing well enough. When Chavo lost, Eddie got in the ring and beat him down. EDDIE GUERRERO IS A VERY GOOD UNCLE.
To continue this, Eddie brings Chavo to the ring with him for a Television Championship match against Booker T and makes him sit in a chair and watch it. When Eddie loses, because Booker T is like 10-foot tall and full of muscles, Chavo smirks. Slightly. It’s so subtle that the announcers spend a minute arguing about whether or not he’d smiled at all. So Eddie puffs up his chest and starts shoving Chavito for possibly smiling about him losing, and Chavo, to his credit, pushes him back. Eddie’s like, “hey man, it’s all good, let’s walk to the back now and YOU SHOULD GO FIRST.” Chavo, because he might’ve been Sting in a past life, is like, “sounds good, let me just turn my back to you” and gets punched in the back of the goddamn head. Because Eddie Guerrero.
Remember this for the next several months of Chavo Guerrero losing his mind, because shit, can you blame him?