Watch Seth Rollins Be An Action Movie Wise-Ass In This Clip From ‘Armed Response’

Early last month we shared the first trailer for Armed Response, an action movie from WWE Studios and Gene Simmons (?), distributed by the parent company of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (??), starring Seth Rollins and Wesley Snipes (!!), that is basically the first Resident Evil movie starring The Shield.

Now we have a clip from the film, which is mostly about Seth Rollins saying curse words and us trying not to notice how short Wesley Snipes is. As a fun bonus, given WWE’s current TV-PG climate, this may be the only time you’ll ever get to see Seth Rollins Blade on-screen.

Wow, with a cool dry wit like that, he could be an action hero!

If you’re wondering what the hell that clip is on about, here’s the Wikipedia synopsis. Let’s hope it’s less Resident Evil and more Event Horizon.

A team of trained operatives find themselves trapped inside an isolated military compound after its artificial intelligence is suddenly shut down. There, they begin to experience strange and horrific phenomena.

It’ll take a lot to top Rusev with a gun in the WWE Studios hierarchy, but if Seth Rollins goes for a springboard knee and gets his head cut off by Wesley Snipes, we may have a new king of Pro Wrestling Adjace cinema.