Previously on Jesus Christ, Superstars: The Model committed the heinous act of stealing ceremonial feathers and squirting Tatanka in the eyes with atomized body spray. Plus, HIGH ENERGY debuted, and the crowd literally went wild.
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Here’s what you missed 27 years ago on WWF Superstars for May 9, 1992.