A few months back “Celebrities With Twitter” popped up on Tumblr to feature celebrities making fools of themselves in their own words, on Twitter. But then the site went dark, with no posts for six or seven months, until it was revived again a couple of weeks ago — and we are all better off for it.
I spent some time browsing through the CWT archive today, for laffs, and picked out 25 of the tweets out of the hundreds on the site that I thought were the best. Some made me guffaw, some left me shaking my head in pure amazement, and some left me feeling concerned for the survival of the human race. Like the site says, “Celebrities. They’re just like you and me, but they suck at Twitter.” Truer words have probably never been spoken. Enjoy…
This one is from a fake account but it’s too awesome not to include.