I always assume everyone’s looking at the fascinating observations I tweet when I’m in public (“sky is xtra blu 2day lolz #blessed”), even though a) I’m the plainest looking white dude ever, and b) they’re not. But some creeps can’t help but text-drop, as Tumblr user Hostage Situation recently learned.
My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read. (Via)
I kind of hope the dude was MORE turned on after reading what they wrote.