Recently over in the UK, the Blackpool Police Department, located on the Lancashire coast in North West England, posted an image of a man making off with a crate of beer cans from a restaurant on Facebook earlier this week in an effort to get leads on the alleged thief. “Do you recognize this man?” the post asked. “We want to speak to him in relation to a theft at a Blackpool restaurant on the 20th September.”
You know, just your typical small town police blotter type of stuff — and definitely not national news. Except for the fact that the photo of the suspect taken from surveillance footage makes him a dead ringer for “Ross from Friends,” otherwise known to friends as David Schwimmer.
After the post quickly went viral, the Blackpool Police added an update in good humor. “Thank you to everyone for your speedy responses,” it read. “We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date. We’re so sorry it has to be this way.”
Indeed, Schwimmer was in America at the time, as he proved by tweeting a tongue-in-cheek video of him grabbing some beer in a New York grocery store:
https://twitter.com/DavidSchwimmer/status/1055123896909864966
Others on Twitter similarly had jokes about the mix up:
WE WERE ON A BREAK-IN!!! pic.twitter.com/fz07NnUq95
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) October 24, 2018
“Lookalike…” suuuuure, Ross. https://t.co/DWRAAhIce0
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) October 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/Tweet_Dec/status/1055018502883602432
Breaking news from the #UK – @BlackpoolPolice has just released a picture of the thief's accomplice. pic.twitter.com/c8rrlA1H6n
— Daniel J Kennedy (@MyNewtComedy) October 24, 2018
"Apparently the police had him cornered then he performed a pivot manoeuvre and escaped" 😂
(Police have confirmed David Schwimmer was not in the UK at the time of the alleged offence) https://t.co/DqImUZzgQI
— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) October 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1055129143971602432
And the official Friends Twitter account even played along:
Ross needs help. pic.twitter.com/x7GRBjLk5r
— FRIENDS (@FriendsTV) October 23, 2018
He has the cans he stole. pic.twitter.com/G18003lOYP
— The One With All The Wrestling (@FriendsWrestle) October 23, 2018
Why god why? pic.twitter.com/jk2ahMjaUv
— Ankita Tambe (@AnkitaTambe12) October 24, 2018
— Patricia(Poplin)Wirtz (@MyTriciapv226) October 24, 2018
Well that was fun anyway, until a guy who looks like Joey from Friends gets caught peeing in a McDonald’s or something. We can always dream!