https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFaHGpd-DQM
This car park attendant got quite the shock when he found this couple having sex on a nearby bench. The attendant tried to get the couple to stop multiple times and a nearby man caught it all on video. From The Daily Mail:
A video of the couple was shot by local man Jian She, 30, and shows the couple together on the bench. A stunned Mr Jian said:
‘At first I thought he was asleep or just lying on top of her. But then I saw the tell-tale signs. His trousers being down also gave it away. But when the guard came over, rather than cover up, he just started to speed up.’
I don’t know about you, but being shouted at by an angry Chinese guard is enough to get me out of my game. So I am a little intrigued into how our two fornicators managed to keep the spirit intact:
But despite being caught by the attendant, Tain Yu, 40, he decided against reporting them to the police.
He explained: ‘I wouldn’t say it was shocking, more weirdly comical. I was shouting at them to stop and they were saying they were nearly finished. I took down their names but in the end did not report them. They were very drunk.’
This guy deserves his own Real Men of Genius commercial. The lady too, for deciding that a car park in broad daylight was the perfect time to love her man. Also kudos to the man or woman running the censorship at Daily Mail. You basically said, “f*ck it,” and decided that a mass of pixels was good enough.
(Via Daily Mail)