You may remember real-life superhero Phoenix Jones from former updates like “Phoenix Jones Knocks Out a Racist” and “Phoenix Jones Breaks Up a Juggalo Fight.” When you’re a real-life superhero you do things for the greater good — like participating in the Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS awareness — but you do them with an added element of DANGER, no matter how nonsensical.
So yeah, that means directly after the whole ice bucket thing that we’ve all seen a thousand times now, you get a friend to taser you into a baby pool. For awareness.
Rest of the world, just donate your money.