Britney Spears’ Ex-Husband Kevin Federline Is Exactly Where You Think He Is Right Now

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To answer a question no one asked, yes, Kevin Federline is working at a strip club in Vegas. The “famed” Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club, specifically, where TMZ, the K-Fed of websites, says he spins four to six times a year to a crowd of desperate fame-seekers and Britney Spears completists.

Everything’s coming up Federline, though, because each show brings in a not-insignificant $10,000. That’s not Paris Hilton money, but it sounds about right for the guy who’s only famous (“famous”) because he married a pop star, got divorced, released an album that sold 16,000 copies, starred in American Pie Presents: The Book of Love, and lost weight on Celebrity Fit Club.

In an Instagram post, Federline, pictured surrounded by scantily clad women who got lost on the way to Coachella, wrote: “Shout out to @crazyhorse3lv for havin me back.. We about to pop the f@ck off… XXXMAS… My wife took this pic so dope!!! @crownv_16 @brandonroque @richrocka lets go!!!”

As far as I can tell, his dope wife isn’t Adele or Taylor Swift.

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Federline plays “Dance with a Pimp” at least five times a night.

(Via TMZ)