If I’m reading this right Hillary just won the NCAA basketball championship pic.twitter.com/6yKVgIQtlt
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Astrologist, IQ 188 (@BuckyIsotope) November 15, 2017
Sean Hannity’s been having quite the week. At first he defended Alabama senatorial candidate Ray Moore for his alleged attempted sexual relations with underage girls. Then advertisers started pulling out, prompting an exceptionally self-owning form of protest and some interesting Keurig uprades. After more allegations came out, Hannity changed his mind about Moore, asking the candidate to come forward and explain himself.
That doesn’t mean, of course, that Hannity or parent network FOX News have forgotten that Hillary Clinton is the President apparently and needs to be reported on at all times. To that end, Hannity tried to graph Hillary Clinton conspiracies, and people had some fun with photoshop, reminding Hannity why you never go full Glenn Beck Blackboard.
https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/930629279162908674
And you never go full Charlie Day pinboard either.
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/930637957035372545
Some folks on Twitter applied this conspiracy to other culprits like this fun guy / fungi:
oh dang pic.twitter.com/hAJ1HJQCDS
— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) November 15, 2017
Or this schlemiel. (Hey, THEY WERE ON A BREAK.)
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/930675214500941824
Meanwhile, this guy took a break from making limited-time offers for a free ass kicking to casually blow this whole thing wide open. If this has connections to the guy with the question mark suit (Matthew Lesko) and Socks the White House cat, this conspiracy truly goes straight to the top. Et tu, Socks Clinton?
i didn't watch cable news during the bush or obama years but it's absolutely worth it in 2017 for seeing things like this pic.twitter.com/hcwqSEAXvy
— drewtoothpaste.bsky.social (@drewtoothpaste) November 15, 2017
And this champ is getting to the bottom of “mustard at Five Guys” and the Red Wedding, as well as sussing out that “Obama” is connected to “Obama” [HUGE IF TRUE].
https://twitter.com/smotus/status/930641038292656128
Other people had questions about the specifics of Hannity’s chart, like why Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton needed three degrees of separation…
I think my favorite part of this is that it takes Hannity three intermediate steps to make it from "Hillary Clinton" to "Bill Clinton" pic.twitter.com/NfV6TsuLEg
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) November 15, 2017
Some people noticed ways this conspiracy graphic relates to their daily lives:
when you finally get to be dungeon master and you skip school to spend the whole day planning the ultimate D&D campaign pic.twitter.com/IxAmCJ7irT
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 15, 2017
In Hannity's alternate reality, Hillary Clinton is not only the President, she also just won March Madness. pic.twitter.com/DDfTOdBkFD
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) November 15, 2017
Top 32 answers on the board: Name a phrase your stepdad is going to shout at this year's Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/IHvEk1japW
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) November 15, 2017
And some predicted an equally stunning and trenchant graphic for the next episode:
Tomorrow night, join us for a very special Hannity. pic.twitter.com/XLxACmH06R
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 15, 2017