This is the scariest building I've ever seen! WTF goes on inside?? Hanx. pic.twitter.com/nXeUI64rXm
— Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) June 2, 2017
Conspiracy theories can be taken all-too seriously on the Internet and can cause serious harm, but sometimes, the theories are sheer fun. (And the world could use some levity right now, even if this story is slightly dated.) This was the case when the Tom Hanks tweeted a photo of what he called “the scariest building I’ve ever seen!” He wanted to know what goes on inside, and the answer is a complicated one. The windowless Lower Manhattan building — called the Long Lines Building — was finished in 1974 and is thought to be capable of surviving a nuclear attack and two weeks of off-grid operations.
The tower originally served as a fortress to hold AT&T’s long-distance phone lines, and the building is still used for this purpose. However, a November 2016 investigative report from The Intercept revealed a different use for the building under the National Security Agency code name of Titanpointe. It followed that the skyscraper was used to collect surveillance — as detailed by a short documentary film — of internet data and phone calls of international entities with business in NYC. The report was largely based upon documents from NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden along with interviews, public records, and building plans.
Regardless of how one feels about that potentially frightening chunk of information, Hanks’ followers couldn’t resist tossing out some theories.
THERE IS NO BUILDING. THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. pic.twitter.com/vZP8RFALGj
— Charles Gaba ( ✡️, deal with it) (@charles_gaba) June 2, 2017
That is where nightmares are made
— Joe Otterson (@JoeOtterson) June 2, 2017
The national covfefe center
— Jack J (@Jack_Frodo) June 2, 2017
I'm pretty sure Danaerys Targaryan keeps her dragons there.
— Matt Koenig (@m44koenig) June 3, 2017
Can't tell you. pic.twitter.com/foFFGbMTJQ
— Nicolas Blin (@nicolasacco) June 3, 2017
The tower of missing socks once they leave the dryer 😀
— Lita Anderson (@litafanderson) June 3, 2017
This has to be a Scientology temple where they perform audits with E-meters and draw up battle plans to fight aliens led by Xenu…
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) June 4, 2017
And then someone had to spoil the fun with some facts, but another tweeter steered the conversation back into bizarroland.
https://twitter.com/aj_bodnar/status/871042605471215616
https://twitter.com/aj_bodnar/status/871042978307026944
Aaaaaand Angel disappears from the world…too many secrets…too many secrets
— Park (@jadedseeker) June 3, 2017