Teens today, they don’t know how good they have it. If they want to look a 15-minute video of a woman doing ungodly things to an amputee dwarf, all they have to do is go to AmputeeDwarfSex.com and they’ve got a whole library of unseemly clips at their disposal.
But Old Man from the 1990s, who originated from a Reddit forum and looks like a homeless pirate who really shouldn’t be hanging out with kids, is here to tell about how things where in his day, back in the Decade of Michael Jordan As a Baseball Player and New Jack City.
(All images from Quick Meme)
