Terry Crews To Conan: ‘I Got Electrocuted When I Was Two Years Old’

It’s no secret that we’re big fans of Terry Crews around here. Arguably the King of Viral Marketing Campaigns, the ridiculously ripped Old Spice pitchman just has a certain “it” factor that is just so rare these days. I was once in the same room with Terry Crews as he made his way through the crowd holding hands with two beautiful woman and I may or may not have pissed myself. It’s all kind of a blur now.

Anyway, I’ve always wondered where Crews got his mojo, so to speak, and now we know: he was electrocuted as a child, and grew up thinking that the incident granted him superhero powers. Makes sense. Crews claims that he no longer believes he’s a superhero, but I am convinced otherwise. Dude knows he can crush skulls with his bare hands. I mean, just look at him…

RAHHHHHRRRR TERRY CREWS SMASH!!!

Respect, Terry. You’ll always be a superhero to us.