We’re in the thick of royal baby hysteria on the internet, and if it wasn’t bad already the actual birth of the child will just inflame it. If it isn’t a headline about baby names it’s a Facebook post from some girl you went to high school with comparing her delivery experience. This is America (for most of us) and this cannot be tolerated.
Here are a quick collection of images and GIFs that you can treat as your own personal resource when responding to anyone who should attempt to make you care about the royal baby. NSFW text to follow (still not sure if that’s a thing). You’re welcome.