Despite the loss of Sen. Bob Corker’s (R-Tennessee) vote from the roster of Senate Republicans trying to pass it, the GOP’s controversial tax reform bill is still alive. After all, it scored a “yes” from Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) on Thursday, a political move that may very well guarantee the bill’s success should the Senate finally survive Friday’s ongoing debate and vote on it. Yet with a handful of other Republican politicians refraining from throwing their weight behind the legislation (let alone the guarantee of a vote on Friday night), the fight against it isn’t over. But the GOP leadership is apparently trying to rush the bill through before opposition to it causes any “yay” votes to flip to “nays.”
This is especially evident now that copies of the bill, complete with illegible, handwritten addendums and margin notes, have been published online. “I wish I were making this up,” tweeted Chad Bolt, a policy manager at the nonprofit organization The Indivisible Project. “Handwritten text up and down the margins.” Sure enough, according to the page pulled from the 479-page bill’s recent PDF scan, a long note of additions written in the right margin becomes increasingly harder to read as it progresses.
I wish I were making this up. This is the version of the #GOPTaxScam the Senate votes on tonight. Handwritten text up and down the margins. pic.twitter.com/MnC4eyHAlU
— Chad Bolt (@chadderr) December 1, 2017
“An unsearchable PDF with handwriting all over it,” said Seth Hanlon, a former special assistant to President Obama who now works for the group American Progress. “This is the new tax code. To be voted on by the US Senate in just hours.”
https://twitter.com/SethHanlon/status/936731238639030274
Needless to say, Bolt and Hanlon weren’t the only bewildered politicos pointing out just how unreadable the handwritten changes to the tax reform bill were. Democratic senators and representatives, as well as political commentators and Twitter trolls, couldn’t believe what they were seeing.
.@SenateMajLdr, if you are so intent on forcing middle class families to foot the bill so your donors can have a tax break, at least have the decency to find a printer. #GOPTaxScam pic.twitter.com/qFkfaru6ml
— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) December 1, 2017
Good news: we finally have a tax bill to look at.
Bad news: we can’t read it.
Worst news: we may be voting on it in just a few hours. pic.twitter.com/deiAOCscol
— Senator Patty Murray (@PattyMurray) December 2, 2017
Trying to review the #GOPTaxScam but they are making hand-written changes to brand new text as we speak – can anyone else read this? pic.twitter.com/JX8v1v4gyi
— Senator Dick Durbin (@SenatorDurbin) December 1, 2017
Sen. Durbin is trying to enter this page into the record, and can't because nobody can read it.
This is a page of the tax bill. That we're voting on. Tonight. In the United States Senate. https://t.co/rLUGoHslsQ
— mattwhouse (@mattwhouse) December 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/936741381548146688
The GOP is set to pass a tax bill in just a few hours that currently looks like this. You can't make this up. pic.twitter.com/Atsk3AYW5R
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) December 1, 2017
To all the students who are about to lose their deductions, have you ever turned in a paper with handwritten edits in the margin? What was the grade? https://t.co/AV88cN1Fcf
— Senator Bob Casey (@SenBobCasey) December 1, 2017
When my students complain they can't read my handwritten margin notes on papers, I'll just point to the tax bill and say: if Senators can rewrite our entire tax code by reading unsearchable 500-page PDFs with margin notes written by sleep-deprived staffers, you can do it, too. pic.twitter.com/g06OGkJSue
— J Vimo (@JackieVimo) December 1, 2017
This isn't just incompetence, it's CORRUPTION.
Republicans are rushing the bill rewriting the tax code w HAND-WRITTEN notes because THEY KNOW it would not last in the light of day. https://t.co/EPzLhVn3wU
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) December 2, 2017
Of course, there were plenty of jokes too, because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Some of the markups on this tax bill are really worrisome pic.twitter.com/yJc78scJbz
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) December 1, 2017
Actual handwritten addendum to the GOP tax bill pic.twitter.com/oucUnCbKDf
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) December 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/936750938324373509
This tax bill is insane pic.twitter.com/jgdCxa6hY4
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) December 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/TVMcGee/status/936740790428143622
Hahahahhaha we’re all gonna die https://t.co/Oy2rGwrQ0C
— Matt Prigge (@mattprigge) December 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/davidehrlich/status/936718847293390850