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By / 10.31.07

Watch the Wanted trailer here 

The best thing about the Wanted trailer is that it gives this poor bastard a split second of screen time.  Please cast him, his parents have started demanding rent money.

As noted yesterday, Wanted is a Kazakhstani-directed action flick about your standard everyday douchebag who finds out he’s really the son of a super-spy one day.  I love these movies, "No really, see, today you might be just some dickweed putting price tags on Mountain Dew at the Topeka Wal Mart, but tomorrow, who knows?  You might have to save the world!" 

Meanwhile, the reality version of this story is, "Kevin was an undereducated, unremarkable mediocrity of a man who was reasonably content with his job at the sheet metal plant and his wire-haired terrier mutt ShitferBrains, whom he’d bought from an Indian at the county fair for 6 dollars.  Then one day, Kevin’s dad got cancer and died, and Kevin inherited a big box of porno.  Kevin loved porno, so he put the box in his truck, and on the way back to his house bought some pork cracklin’s.  It was a great day to be alive."  


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