TERMINATOR GOES MUPPET BABIES

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03.19.08 36 Comments

Anton Yelchin of Charlie Bartlett is talks to play Kyle Reese in Terminator 4 (which used to be called Terminator: The Future Begins but is currently title-less).

Reese, of course, is John Connor’s friend from the future who travels back in time to bone his mom.  Awesome, uh, thanks bro.  Terminator 4 is, of course, the nail in the coffin of the Terminator franchise which is being directed by the guy who did Charlie’s Angels.

It’s nice that they’ve chosen someone who looks so tough and ruggedly masculine. I mean, I’m not saying I’d rape this guy if we were in prison, but you better believe I’d watch.

 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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