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11.13.08 33 Comments

This new 2012 teaser (video after the jump) is vintage Roland Emmerich, cutting between CG shots of the world flooding and reaction shots of people going “Oh no, the word’s flooding!”  At the end, it helpfully suggests that you Google search “2012”.  I’ll save you the trouble – basically, the Mayans were told by their gods that the world would end December 21st, 2012.  Of course, these were the same asshole gods who didn’t tell them shit about inventing gunpowder.

You know what would really improve a Roland Emmerich movie?  Nick NolteNick Nolte would drink armageddon under the table.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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