Brock Lesnar Is Returning To WWE, And The Surprise Has Already Been Ruined

Is there a giant Lesnar-shaped hole in your life? Does that F-5 make you feel like Johnny Five (you know… alive)? Well, have no fear. Don’t be surprised when Brock Lesnar comes crashing through the Titantron to rip Seth Rollins in half and take back what’s his because we already know he’s on his way:

Well, I guess that’s one way to skip all that pesky storyline build-up and the impact of a surprise return. Lesnar is now being advertised for the following dates:

– July 6th, 2015: Raw taping at the Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL

– July 13th, 2015: Raw taping at the Philips Arena in Atlanta, GA

– July 19th, 2015: WWE Battleground PPV at the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, MO

– July 20th, 2015: Raw taping at the Sprint Center in Kansas City, MO

It’ll be interesting to see how they officially bring him back and address the suspension Stephanie McMahon put him on at the Raw after WrestleMania. Also, Seth, honey, hey… maybe be careful and hold on real tight to that belt and your internal organs, ‘kay?

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