Sean Leahy is a father and children’s book author hailing from London. More importantly, however, he has a three-year-old with an amazing talent for giving pro wrestlers the names they truly deserve.
Back in December, he asked his young daughter to guess the names of a bunch of legendary WWE wrestlers from the ’80s and ’90s, and she came up with these gems:
I asked my 3yo daughter to guess the names of 80s and 90s @WWE wrestlers pic.twitter.com/KXC8xrKgpT
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) December 2, 2015
You know, I’m pretty sure “Grandpa Winner” was the official name listed on Hulk Hogan’s landmark Gawker settlement.
Although her first attempt may have gone off the rails, Leahy’s daughter is back at it. Thursday morning, Leahy gave us this amazing treasure trove of new names for our old favorites:
I asked my 3yo daughter to guess the names of some more 80s and 90s wrestlers pic.twitter.com/vR4B4OuVby
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) May 19, 2016
Now that YouPorn is getting into the wrestling game, I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before we see a sponsored tag team of “Winky Peanut and Wet Pink One.” Let’s just hope they ignore “Smelly Sock Dog.” While I’m immediately filled with the overwhelming need to start an all-girl hardcore band named “Shout Skirt,” I’ll have to put it off because I’ll be laughing at a tiny British girl referring to Ric Flair as “Nana” for the next, oh, probably forever.
