Whoa, more like Dwayne “Rock the Vote” Johnson, amrite? The highest-paid actor in the world took time out of his busy Jumanji shooting schedule to make a plea to the American people to go out get registered. He explains:
“Did you know, on average, it takes 1 minute and 34 seconds to register to vote? 94 seconds to register to vote! Can you believe that sh*t?”
No I cannot, Dwayne! Then again, I’m Canadian, so this entire election is totally confusing from top to bottom for me. His Seven Bucks production team goes on to perform a catchy, inspiring little ditty about all of the things you can do in 94 seconds (thoughtfully leaving out the name of one my ex-boyfriends). They finish off by saying that if you don’t, The Rock will come find you. Based on pretty much every post we’ve done about his insane workout regimen, we’re pretty sure you don’t want the election that turned Pepe into a hate symbol ending with you getting your ass beat because you refused to participate in democracy.
You can register yourself to vote here. If you haven’t, regardless of your political affiliation, we encourage you to do so. After all, I don’t have room on my couch for all of you.
