Meet @WWESubway, The Perfect Wrestling GIF Account

On December 28 of last year, a new, special Twitter account was born into the world: @WWESubway, a series of reaction GIFs taken from the world of pro wrestling to apply to every damn thing that could happen to you at a Subway.

Sure, it may seem like an insanely specific Twitter account, the kind of thing that will make everyone laugh for a day and then fade away to nothingness. But look one layer deeper and you see that while the specifics are Subway-related, they really are metaphors for a more WWE-version of everyday life.

Sure, it says Subway coupons, but this is a perfect reaction GIF for anything you would get in the mail. Like receiving a package from Amazon that you don’t remember ordering. It’s like a surprise party you throw for yourself!

And isn’t this merely what our inner Andre the Giant would do to, say, a barber who won’t listen or a cable company employee over the phone? Oh, to have hands the size of Andre’s to make a normal human look like a Muppet being tossed around.

I’ll be honest, that’s just a cool thing that John Cena could do. It might not apply to any of our lives whatsoever. And that’s why this account, as long as it can keep finding GIFs, can last. Here are some more great ones:

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