Last year, John Cena and Nikki Bella dressed in Dumb and Dumber tuxes for Halloween, and it was pretty wonderful. This year, they’ve outdone themselves by mocking up a whole scene from Total Bellas while dressed as each other, complete with their WWE entrances.
This is less “this better not awaken anything in me” and more, “Boy, John Cena is super duper good at doing the Bella entrance.” Also, given how much these two reportedly knock boots and get freaky-deeky, you just KNOW some weird roleplay stuff went down right after they were done taping this.
Cena is clearly the winner here (everything is a competition), because Nikki didn’t really do any intricacies of the John Cena entrance, but also because the level of difficulty for Nikki Bella is much harder. If you can hold up a towel and salute, congratulations, you just did a John Cena impression. Hustle, loyalty, jorts. And the greatest of these is jorts.
Oh, and also bonus points for working in the “AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA” meme. I bet the real John has that shit as his ringtone.