It’s October, which means the Pumpkin Spice takes are hot, Canadians are celebrating Thanksgiving at a very confusing time for Americans, and Halloween preparations are in full swing. If you don’t have a costume for your wee wrestling-loving children yet, don’t worry — WWE has you covered. They’ve provided a bevy of costumes, each more uncomfortably terrifying than the last, to make sure that your little munchkins can dress up as their favorite Superstars. Or, well, a significantly more terrifying version. Let’s explore your options, shall we?
For every kid who wants to dress up as “Hungover AJ Styles Dressed Up Like Seth Rollins.”
The official name for this costume is the “Roman Reigns “Spare No One, Spear Everyone” Halloween Youth T-Shirt Package.” Important lesson, kids: F*CK EVERYONE INDISCRIMINATELY ¯\_(ツ)_/¯