The real YouTube Complaints Department, or whatever it's actually called, must be a very boring place.
Oh, Paz de la Huerta, I was getting worried — you hadn't done anything naked in <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/06/paz-being-paz-again/">FOREVER</a>.
Not sure if brilliant click-whoring or sign of end times.
"Magic City" has kind of gotten lost in the shuffle around here.
If you guessed "the biggest imaginary load ever shot by man, European cursing and a police ass escort", congratulations.
Sony aired some footage from Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake at CinemaCon 2012 in Las Vegas this week, and Frosty from <a href="http://collider.com/sony-cinemcon-skyfall-looper-total-recall/162138/">Collider</a> provided a description of what he saw.
Sega's Super Monkey Ball series is about cute cartoon moneys rolling around in hamster balls collecting bananas.
Last week at Warming Glow, we learned two important things: 1) If you say you prefer sausage to bacon, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/04/a-bacon-reality-show">you will get YELLED AT</a>, and; 2) Jennifer Love Hewitt is apparently <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/04/is-jennifer-love-hewitt-the-most-consistently-attractive-90s-tv-star">a very polarizing figure</a>.
This commercial, titled "Babes 'N Donuts" is one of a series for Toyota's glorified golf cart, the Scion iQ.
We'll get to "Community" panels and "Game of Thrones" trailers and actual TV stuff later, but first, some REAL NEWS.
The cold winds are rising, but you can wrap yourself tightly in two full minutes of new footage from the upcoming season two of "Game of Thrones.
It took Cathy, who hails from Las Vegas, six surgeries to achieve her size-36K breasts.
Last year, Jennifer Love Hewitt starred in a heinous Lifetime movie called The Client List which was <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/the-client-list-review-i-did-it-for-my-family.php">described by one critic</a> as "redneck Mad-Libs on acid," while Hewitt was also criticized for a performance that included only three expressions: 1) Crying, 2) Before Crying, and 3) a look that suggested she was pooping in her garters (naturally, she was nominated for a Golden Globe).
Prior to yesterday, I was not familiar with <a href="http://rookiemag.com/">Rookie Mag</a>, and that is a very good thing because it is a website for teenage girls, and I don’t need people thinking I’m a bigger perv than I already am.
The next frontier in making you throw out your old TV and buy a new $5000 one is to quadruple the resolution of the images.
Funny how the subtitle was also the lie I told myself when I screencapped this.
Feast Your Eyes On Justin Bieber’s Adorable Attempt At Growing Facial Hair
Childish Gambino Called Himself ‘The Best Rapper’ Alive And Dissed Drake
Seth Rogen Drank Beer Out Of The Stanley Cup Like A Good Canadian, Eh?
Where Has Afroman Been Since ‘Because I Got High’? A Serious Investigation.
The Gang From ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Hopes To Solve All Of Your Problems With A New Self-Help Book
