Posts Tagged: Charlie Sheen

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Flurp. Charlie Sheen to play the president in Machete Kills

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Director Robert Rodriguez tweeted the above photo this morning while announcing that he had cast none other than weird hair transplant victim Charlie Sheen as the president in his totally-necessary sequel, Machete Kills.


Hmm, He Seems Like A Nice Guy

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Television's most lovable scamp violent drug abusing goon notable courtesan enthusiast something, Charlie Sheen, went on "The Today Show" this morning to promote his new FX show, "Anger Management.


‘Two and a Half Men’ Fans Are Still Bitching About Charlie v. Ashton

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We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.


The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards

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As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.


Wednesday Wild Card: Keibler, Brady, Beckham And The World Series Of Poker

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A ton of stuff happens in the sports world each week and there are only two of us here to try to scoop up as much as we can and shove into all into your eyeballs like an ocular smoothie of awesome.


Bill Murray and Charlie Sheen in a movie together

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When I first heard Roman Coppola had cast Charlie Sheen and Bill Murray in his new movie, I figured it was like one of those dumb memes where people just mash two internet things together (get it.

FX Buys Charlie Sheen’s ‘Anger Management’

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FX has apparently enjoyed airing repeats of "Two and a Half Men" so much that it has acquired Charlie Sheen's "Anger Management," the show Sheen has been talking about non-stop since he got fired from "Men.

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These Morning Links Will Eat Your Children

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Links Steve-O Breaks His Nose On Mike Tyson's Fist - Any time I get confused about why people are so weird and confrontational about vegans, I remember that Steve-O AND Mike Tyson are vegan.


Lisa Lampanelli Won Last Night’s Charlie Sheen Roast On Twitter

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I know I can't be the only one who tuned into Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen's roast last night and immediately thought, "Where the hell is Lisa Lampanelli.


Actual #Winning: The Best Jokes From Comedy Central’s Roast Of Charlie Sheen

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After months of hype and declining relevance, as well as weeks of non-stop commercials ripe with catch phrases, Comedy Central finally aired the Roast of Charlie Sheen last night.


The 50 Best Jokes from the Roast of Charlie Sheen

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The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and if you didn't watch it, you must not share my love of jokes about hookers and spousal abuse.

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Miroslav Satan’s Ominous Yahoo! Profile Enjoys These Morning Links

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My buddy brought this to my attention late last night as I was writing my review of the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen for our mother site, <a href="">Uproxx</a>, so I don't know if this is a common knowledge thing since the last time I pulled up a NHL player's profile it was practice making out with a picture of Manon Rheaume.


Yup, That’s A Burn: The Very Best Jokes From Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roasts

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In just a few hours, Comedy Central will air the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, coincidentally on the same night that America’s favorite insane celebrity’s former show, "Two and a Half Men," will air with his replacement, Ashton Kutcher.

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Martin Sheen Briefly Acknowledges Son Charlie’s Existence

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To promote his forthcoming roast on Comedy Central, Charlie Sheen shot an Apocalypse Now-style promo, and -- surprisingly -- his father Martin Sheen took a break from being disappointed in Charlie to actually make an appearance in the video (see below).


First Video from the Charlie Sheen Roast

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The Comedy Central roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and even though it won't air until September 19th (the same night the Sheen-less "Two and a Half Men" debuts), nothing stays under wraps now that we have the Internet.

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Who Knows More About Tiger Blood Than Mike Tyson, Am I Right Folks


The above image is an ESPN illustration from a Page 2 piece called "Charlie Sheen vs.

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Charlie Sheen For President Of Libya


As you may have heard, <a href="">youthful rebels staged a coup and overthrew the regime of Muammar Gaddafi -- the only man is human history without an absolute correct spelling of his name -- in Libya last night and today</a>.


Charlie Sheen Is Not Impressed By Your Drug Jokes

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Noted street drug and hooker aficionado Charlie Sheen is set to be roasted for Comedy Central on September 19, and believe it or not, he has some opinions on the matter.

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The Juggalos, They Gathered

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As you may have heard, the Gathering of the Juggalos -- the three day orgy of insanity where Insane Clown Posse fans annually congregate -- was held this past weekend in Detroit, and it appears as though everyone escaped alive and unmaimed, though <a href="">Charlie Sheen</a> only did so by the drug-tainted skin of <a href="">his rotting teeth</a>.

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