Pre-show notes: - Another huge thanks to Dennis Haskins, Action Bronson, Derrick Bateman and the over 6,000 comments that made our <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/wwe-raw-1000" target="_blank">Raw 1000 Open Discussion Thread</a> the most populated and commented-upon UPROXX thread ever.

Last night, both Charlie Sheen and Snooki were on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," and a look at what's hot around the Internet this morning.

A little over a week ago, I <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/06/way-too-many-people-watched-anger-management/">climbed up on my soapbox</a> and yelled and screamed about the premiere of Charlie Sheen's new FX series, Anger Management, scoring record ratings.

Director Robert Rodriguez tweeted the above photo this morning while announcing that he had cast none other than weird hair transplant victim Charlie Sheen as the president in his totally-necessary sequel, Machete Kills.

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Television's most lovable scamp violent drug abusing goon notable courtesan enthusiast something, Charlie Sheen, went on "The Today Show" this morning to promote his new FX show, "Anger Management.

Oh, the misery.

We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.

Tori Black Drug Dog Busts Snoop Dogg's Bus [CNN] Brandy Sets Record Straight On Beef With Kim Kardashian [The Urban Daily] Tavis Smiley Ousted As Keynote Speaker From MLK Event [News One] How Mister Rogers Saved the VCR [Mental Floss] Japanese Department Store May Want [...].

As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.

Funnyman Patrice O'Neal quietly suffered a stroke last month in his New Jersey home last month and amidst his recent health issues, the 41-year-old comedian has passed away.

A ton of stuff happens in the sports world each week and there are only two of us here to try to scoop up as much as we can and shove into all into your eyeballs like an ocular smoothie of awesome.

When I first heard Roman Coppola had cast Charlie Sheen and Bill Murray in his new movie, I figured it was like one of those dumb memes where people just mash two internet things together (get it.

FX has apparently enjoyed airing repeats of "Two and a Half Men" so much that it has acquired Charlie Sheen's "Anger Management," the show Sheen has been talking about non-stop since he got fired from "Men.

Links Steve-O Breaks His Nose On Mike Tyson's Fist - Any time I get confused about why people are so weird and confrontational about vegans, I remember that Steve-O AND Mike Tyson are vegan.

I know I can't be the only one who tuned into Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen's roast last night and immediately thought, "Where the hell is Lisa Lampanelli.

After months of hype and declining relevance, as well as weeks of non-stop commercials ripe with catch phrases, Comedy Central finally aired the Roast of Charlie Sheen last night.

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and if you didn't watch it, you must not share my love of jokes about hookers and spousal abuse.

My buddy brought this to my attention late last night as I was writing my review of the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen for our mother site, <a href="http://uproxx.com">Uproxx</a>, so I don't know if this is a common knowledge thing since the last time I pulled up a NHL player's profile it was practice making out with a picture of Manon Rheaume.

In just a few hours, Comedy Central will air the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, coincidentally on the same night that America’s favorite insane celebrity’s former show, "Two and a Half Men," will air with his replacement, Ashton Kutcher.