I was going to do something a little uncharacteristic and pay Scary Movie 5 a compliment based on the new trailer.

"Anger Management" star Charlie Sheen tweeted a long rant telling people to smear dog poop on his daughter's school because she was bullied.

Lindsay Lohan will play herself in an upcoming episode of FX's "Anger Management."

Actor Charlie Sheen paid $10,000 for a therapy dog for an injured teenage girl.

Roman Coppola Becomes the Shutterstock Fellini (this is a longer version of<a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/inside-the-mind-of-boner-mcsnore/Content?oid=8459603" target="_blank"> a review I did for The Portland Mercury</a>) I first tried to watch A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III when it was on VOD.

Jimmy Kimmel plays a game that's a lot harder than it sounds.

Jimmy Fallon and Charlie Sheen reel off true facts about the Egyptian pyramids, bananas,  and other things.

Lindsay Lohan has started paying off her quarter million dollar tax debt thanks to a $100,000 personal loan from Charlie Sheen.

Roman Coppola is best known for co-writing Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited and Moonrise Kingdom, and for directing commercials, and his last feature was CQ, back in 2001.

After calling "Two and a Half Men" star Angus T. Jones's rant a "Hale-Bopp-like meltdown," Charlie Sheen has invited him to appear on "Anger Management."

"The Office" stars mock Angus T. Jones new-found religion video.

What? Charlie Sheen? No. I refuse to believe it.

The synopsis for the film begins, "Foodfight! takes place in the supermarket at night after everyone has left," and only gets better from there.

Charlie Sheen recently spoke on Jay Mohr's podcast about the time he tried to acquire the Spider-Man rights and play Peter Parker himself.

FX picked up 90 episodes of the Charlie Sheen comedy 'Anger Management.' This simply will not do.

The best (and worst) of what's on TV tonight, including Martin Sheen joining his son Charlie on FX's "Anger Management."

Nearly two decades after his iconic role in Major League, Charlie Sheen continues to live up to the "Wild Thing" name.

Flurp.

It's been 12 years since the first Scary Movie and six years since the last installment (Scary Movie 4), but Dimension is determined to relaunch the franchise that gave us Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg (as the fifth and sixth credited screenwriters on Scary Movie, respectively).

Pre-show notes: - Another huge thanks to Dennis Haskins, Action Bronson, Derrick Bateman and the over 6,000 comments that made our <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/wwe-raw-1000" target="_blank">Raw 1000 Open Discussion Thread</a> the most populated and commented-upon UPROXX thread ever.