Director Robert Rodriguez tweeted the above photo this morning while announcing that he had cast none other than weird hair transplant victim Charlie Sheen as the president in his totally-necessary sequel, Machete Kills.

Television's most lovable scamp violent drug abusing goon notable courtesan enthusiast something, Charlie Sheen, went on "The Today Show" this morning to promote his new FX show, "Anger Management.

Oh, the misery.

We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.

As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.

A ton of stuff happens in the sports world each week and there are only two of us here to try to scoop up as much as we can and shove into all into your eyeballs like an ocular smoothie of awesome.

When I first heard Roman Coppola had cast Charlie Sheen and Bill Murray in his new movie, I figured it was like one of those dumb memes where people just mash two internet things together (get it.

FX has apparently enjoyed airing repeats of "Two and a Half Men" so much that it has acquired Charlie Sheen's "Anger Management," the show Sheen has been talking about non-stop since he got fired from "Men.

Links Steve-O Breaks His Nose On Mike Tyson's Fist - Any time I get confused about why people are so weird and confrontational about vegans, I remember that Steve-O AND Mike Tyson are vegan.

I know I can't be the only one who tuned into Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen's roast last night and immediately thought, "Where the hell is Lisa Lampanelli.

After months of hype and declining relevance, as well as weeks of non-stop commercials ripe with catch phrases, Comedy Central finally aired the Roast of Charlie Sheen last night.

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and if you didn't watch it, you must not share my love of jokes about hookers and spousal abuse.

My buddy brought this to my attention late last night as I was writing my review of the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen for our mother site, <a href="http://uproxx.com">Uproxx</a>, so I don't know if this is a common knowledge thing since the last time I pulled up a NHL player's profile it was practice making out with a picture of Manon Rheaume.

In just a few hours, Comedy Central will air the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, coincidentally on the same night that America’s favorite insane celebrity’s former show, "Two and a Half Men," will air with his replacement, Ashton Kutcher.

To promote his forthcoming roast on Comedy Central, Charlie Sheen shot an Apocalypse Now-style promo, and -- surprisingly -- his father Martin Sheen took a break from being disappointed in Charlie to actually make an appearance in the video (see below).

The Comedy Central roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and even though it won't air until September 19th (the same night the Sheen-less "Two and a Half Men" debuts), nothing stays under wraps now that we have the Internet.

The above image is an ESPN illustration from a Page 2 piece called "Charlie Sheen vs.

As you may have heard, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/23/world/africa/23libya.html?_r=1&hp">youthful rebels staged a coup and overthrew the regime of Muammar Gaddafi -- the only man is human history without an absolute correct spelling of his name -- in Libya last night and today</a>.

Noted street drug and hooker aficionado Charlie Sheen is set to be roasted for Comedy Central on September 19, and believe it or not, he has some opinions on the matter.

As you may have heard, the Gathering of the Juggalos -- the three day orgy of insanity where Insane Clown Posse fans annually congregate -- was held this past weekend in Detroit, and it appears as though everyone escaped alive and unmaimed, though <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/07/charlie-sheen-is-down-with-the-clown/">Charlie Sheen</a> only did so by the drug-tainted skin of <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1351933/Charlie-Sheen-loses-teeth-drug-use.html">his rotting teeth</a>.