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From The Wayback File: Donny and Marie’s Star Wars

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being cut to occasionally to tell a joke and make the same face.

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New Wyatt Earp movie will rewrite history in crayon

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Not content to turn pirates of the Caribbean into ghost chasers, Abraham Lincoln <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/fox-wins-bidding-war-for-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter" target="_blank">into a vampire hunter</a>, Edgar Allan Poe <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/john-cusack-as-edgar-allen-poe" target="_blank">into a rape detective</a>, Little Red Riding Hood <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/trailer-twilight-directors-gothic-horror-take-on-red-riding-hood" target="_blank">into a werewolf humper</a>, Peter Pan into <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/channing-tatums-peter-pan-origin-story-pitch-was-worth-1-million" target="_blank">a 30-year-old wigger</a>, etc.

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Bruckheimer moving ahead with Pirates 5: Dead Man’s Farts

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In case you were worried we wouldn't get a fifth Pirates of the Caribbean film after the fourth one hits theaters in May, fret not, this bland, sh-tty franchise will be the last thing left on Earth along with cockroaches and Taco Bell taco meat.

BETTY THOMAS

Dear Hollywood: YOU ALREADY MADE THIS GD MOVIE

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Deliciously feisty firecrotch Isla Fischer is set to star in Desperados, a film the LA Times is calling 'a female Hangover.

CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE UNLESS WE STOP THEM

Zoobilee Zoo: Hypnotically Bad

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Until today, I had no knowledge of the 1980s childrens program "Zoobilee Zoo" that lived on in syndication throughout the '90s.

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Latest retarded thing getting a movie adaptation: The Macy’s Day Parade

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Look, don't start adding stupid stuff to the comments section on this one, like "OH MY GOD, what's next, an adaptation of (some equally ridiculous thing).

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Hollywood is not even pretending that they’re still trying

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Jonah Hill is in negotiations to make his directing debut, and don't get me wrong: I like Jonah Hill.

BARBRA STREISAND

New Little Fockers Trailer Stabs Oscar Right in the Boner

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After the jump, you'll find the brand new trailer for Little Fockers.

BAD IDEAS

Writer hired to adapt What to Expect When You’re Expecting

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I was sitting here feeling bad that I'd covered barely any movie news this afternoon, so then I start going through the trade news, and what's the first story I see.

BEN STILLER

Robert DeNiro has an important message about Little Fockers

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"Thinking of seeing <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/its-all-fun-games-until-robert-deniro-gets-stabbed-in-the-dck" target="_blank">Little Fockers</a>.

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Coming to E!: 'The Attractive Kardashians Take New York'

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It goes without saying that all of the Kardashian sisters are devoid of any moral worth or intellect, but two of the three are very nice to look at, while the third is a warning to scientists who might be tempted to splice rhinoceros DNA with human genes.

ASHTON KUTCHER

CBS Making Another Twitter Sitcom

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With "Bleep My Dad Says," CBS took a hilarious and profane <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/shitmydadsays" target="_blank">Twitter feed</a>, scrubbed it clean, and turned it into a formulaic, watered-down sitcom with a miscast William Shatner.

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Oh, Sharktopus. Why Can't We Be Friends?

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GammaSquad Exclusive deleted scene.

BURIED

Ryan Reynolds is trapped in your box again ;-(

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Here's the new international trailer for Buried, a pointless, terrible piece of sh*t starring Ryan Reynolds.

BEN STILLER

HAHAHAHAHA, ‘Focker’, get it????

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/hahahahaha-focker-get-it#more-32747"> Hold your sides and hide your funny bones, folks, there's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/hahahahaha-focker-get-it#more-32747">a new trailer</a> for Little Fockers on the loose.

ANNE HATHAWAY

Gyllenhaal & Hathaway star in ‘Rom-Com #274 dash B’

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Edward Zwick directed Defiance and Blood Diamond, but his latest, Love and Other Drugs, is a rom-com about what would happen if one night, suave, chauvinist pharmaceutical sales rep Jake Gyllenhaal ("Jamie Reidy") and cynical free spirit Anne Hathaway ("Maggie Murdock") got together and, as they say, bling-banged.

BEN STILLER

Little Fockers hoping Dustin Hoffman will make it not sock

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You'd be hard pressed to find a trailer lamer and more lazy-looking than <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/its-all-fun-games-until-robert-deniro-gets-stabbed-in-the-dck" target="_blank">the one</a> for Meet the Parents-sequel Little Fockers, which looks like it was written by a low-tech, automated comedy generator.


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