If you refer to a Chinese and Taiwanese basketball player as a "chink" in your ESPN headline -- or worse, use "chink in the armor" to describe the performance of the Chinese and Taiwanese guy's team on the air -- what do you do.

On most weekends, the most I hear about Saturday Night Live is through Twitter.

Kim Kardashian rose to fame after a sex tape of her and Brandy’s brother, Ray J, “leaked” and then she latched on to other reality TV leaches like Paris and Nicky Hilton until she became the face of her own family’s empire.

Chances are if you even squinted at a Twitter feed yesterday, you saw a million or so people bitching about this year’s NBA All-Star Game slam dunk contest lineup, and they were all justified in doing so.

What people think Hitler thinks about Jeremy Lin.

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/dj-neil-armstrong">Neil Armstrong</a> extended an invite to his place to catch last night's Knicks-Kings game, seeing as we both share our love for the blue and orange and there's now an aura of optimism for our team, evident in people congregating just to see them play.

I'd like to be a NBA hipster and claim that I'm already over this damned Jeremy Lin hype, but I'd be lying.

Taiwan's Next Media Animation has been in a bit of a slump lately, but they've followed up their disappointing, wordless <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi4xusPzHMg" target="_blank">Austin Powers-esque recap of Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D4-PKl82vQg" target="_blank">incessant videos of Jeremy Lin on fire</a> with this masterful retelling of Randy Moss's 35th birthday and the UStreamed intentions to return to the NFL that followed.

Okay, so your first instinct here is to go "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS STUPID HOT GIRL LET ME TELL EVERYONE I KNOW ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HER SO WE CAN SHARE A FELLOWSHIP-LOL" and crosspost it on Facebook and Twitter (and your semi-reputable sports blog).

I went to my local watering hole yesterday after work to enjoy a few sophisticated beverages before I attended the Orlando Magic game, and the barkeep tuned the image box to SportsCenter, which devoted about 70% of the show to New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin.

Look, there's a chance you may not have heard of<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/02/who-the-fck-is-bon-iver/#page/1"> Bon Iver, aka Bonnie Bear,</a> prior to this week, but there's just no way you don't know <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/jeremy-lin">who Jeremy Lin is</a>.

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Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow have a lot in common, if you listen to the media -- they were both undervalued, they both came off the bench in their teams' times of need and sparked a winning streak, they're both obsessively swarmed by ESPN analysts and they've seen their successes instantaneously followed by intense backlash and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/02/lin-hyped-up-because-of-race-says-hyped-up-racist" target="_blank">not-necessarily-appropriate race card droppage</a>.

In the feverish midst of Lin-sanity, New York MC Troy Ave.

Floyd Mayweather is many things, but he is not Lin-sane.

Nikita Esco Who Dougied Better, Jeremy Lin Or Kate Upton.

By way of <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/watch-jeremy-lin-do-the-dougie" target="_blank">Buzzfeed</a> comes this video of Jeremy Lin doing "The Dougie" during his rookie year at Golden State.

New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin is a Harvard grad, yet he sleeps on his brother’s couch.

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