#The Simpsons

The Most Star-Studded Episodes To Watch During FXX’s ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon

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Get your DVRs ready to record these episodes that feature some of the biggest stars to ever offer their voices to 'The Simpsons.'

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Simon Cowell Is Making A Betty Boop Movie

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Cowell is set to produce a movie starring the original American Idol. (Probably a stretch, but how much you wanna bet they use a similar line in the promo?)


You Must Watch This ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ Magician Blow Your Mind, And Then Pull It Out Of His Sleeve

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A Canadian magician traveled all the way to the UK to audition for 'Britain's Got Talent,' and demonstrates that the trip was COMPLETELY worth it. Wow.


Watch This 79-Year Old Ballroom Dancer Kill It On ‘Britain’s Got Talent’

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Simon Cowell was served a heaping slice of humble pie by 79-year old Paddy and her dance partner Nico on 'Britain's Got Talent.'

this list is stupid and i hate it

The List Of Highest-Paid Television Personalities Will Make You Want To Scream, As Always

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Forbes released their annual list of highest-paid television personalities today, which is topped by Simon Cowell.


Very Good Sentence Alert: ‘However, I Am Not Sorry For Pelting Simon Cowell With Eggs’

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The woman who threw eggs at Simon Cowell on "Britain's Got Talent" wrote an essay for The Guardian to explain why she's not sorry.


Watch A Woman Throw Eggs At Simon Cowell On ‘Britain’s Got Talent’

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As the winning act from Britain's Got Talent performed, a jilted contestant threw eggs at Simon Cowell and the other judges.

why god why?

Morgan Spurlock is directing a 3D One Direction film. Wait, what?

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Since I don't watch American Idol or keep track of the 15 shows on network TV dedicated to karaoke, I knew One Direction mainly as that group of hair-farming milk babies from a Drew Brees commercial.


Move Over, Everyone Else: ‘X Factor’ Fans Really Loathe The St. Louis Cardinals

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Here’s what I know from my very limited knowledge and actual viewing history of Fox’s hit show, The X Factor: It is a glorified episode of MTV’s Cribs, in that they spend more time gawking at the celebrity judges’ homes than they do making children cry.


Will.i.am And Simon Cowell Want To Find The Next Steve Jobs Using A Reality Show, Of Course

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Simon Cowell and Will.i.am think they're tech geniuses. They'll spend a lot of someone else's money proving that wrong.


Meet Jillian Jensen, The 'X-Factor' Contestant Who Made Everybody Cry

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Last night on 'X Factor,' Britney Spears made a ton of faces and a contestant made everyone cry (including Simon).


Jillian Jensen's Tear-Inducing Audition on 'The X Factor'


Jillian Jensen brings the crowd and judges -- including Simon Cowell -- to tears with her story and rendition of "Who You Are" on The X Factor.


Forbes List of Highest Paid Celebrities Dominated by Awful People

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The annual Forbes list of highest paid celebrities prove once again that we most reward the worst in entertainment.


Prepare Yourself For Amy Winehouse And Elvis Holograms On ‘The X Factor’


You haven't heard "Thriller" until you've heard it sung by Hologram Michael Jackson and an amateur vocalist.


Jennifer Lopez Is the Most Powerful Person Alive, May Leave 'American Idol'

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Forbes released their annual list of the most powerful celebrities in the world earlier this week, and this year their very scientific algorithms revealed that "American Idol" judge Jennifer Lopez took home the title.


A Dog Named Pudsey Won 'Britain's Got Talent'

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4.18 The Cooler

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Ted Nugent Under Fire for Obama Threats [Rolling Stone] “Turn My Headphones Up”: An Aural History [Slate] Up to 20 Secret Service Implicated In Secret Service Scandal [Washington Post] Sh*t Rappers’ Peeps Tweet: ASAP Yams on Media, Bloggers & Elitist White Hip-Hop Heads [...].


Brick-Wielding Woman Breaks Into Simon Cowell’s House, Fails Her Assignment

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The story that’s going around today about Simon Cowell is that: A woman charged with breaking into the west London home of ["The X Factor" host] and wielding a broken brick was remanded in custody on Monday and will return to court on June 12.

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