New York City is currently every young professional athlete's paradise. Not only has All-Star Weekend descended on the Big Apple, but the NBA's main event happens to be coinciding with Fashion Week. That sound you just heard was Russell Westbrook letting out a primal yell of excitement. But not every All-Star shares the Oklahoma City Thunder superstar's zeal for printed tops, fitted bottoms, and lensless eyewear. But that often doesn't prevent Tim Duncan's off-court attire from being any less hideous, and his approach to clothing in general explains exactly why.