A scientific power ranking of True Blood‘s best deaths, based on the supercut below:
5. Sam shifting inside Rosalyn.
4. Lorena puking blood.
3. Sam gutting Maryann while he’s a bull.
2. Eric taking Talbot from behind, then stabbing him.
1. Russell’s mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore, “it” being letting the news anchor live.
HONORABLE MENTION: my ears, for that horrible WUB-WUB music in the video.