https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnD70z1be3w
Excuse me, sir. What are you doing? What in God’s name are you doing? That is an alligator, one of those ornery animals with lots of teeth. One of those animals you shouldn’t throw towels at.
Or try to mount from behind.
Bad idea, sir. You’re lucky to have all your limbs.
[FTW]