Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10 p.m.) — “Weird Al” Yankovic and Rosie O’Donnell compete on tonight’s episode. The Jane Lynch jokes will be endless.
America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8 p.m.) — If you’ve been looking for a way to get through this hour of mind-numbing reality TV, tonight’s your lucky night. Marlon Wayans is guest judging.
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (Fox, 8 p.m.) — A member of the U.S. Army Special Forces and an attorney compete on tonight’s episode. The hopes of an entire nation’s military intelligence rests with one of them.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Fam, 8 p.m.) — Aria gets a break in her burgeoning art career when her work is displayed in a gallery. Of course, “A” is having none of that.
Deadliest Catch (DSC, 9 p.m.) — One ship makes the call for a medical evaluation, while Keith deals with sick greenhorns.
Face Off (Syfy, 9 p.m.) — Season nine kicks off with 16 new artists creating new alien animals.
Knock Knock Live (Fox, 9 p.m.) — Ryan Seacrest recruits more celebrities to shock the hell out of unsuspecting regular people by showing up on their doorstep with prizes, money and a camera crew waiting to catch them answering the door in their underwear.
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9 p.m.) — Frankie is now seeing UFOs and a teen girl is murdered. The two incidences are unrelated.
Total Divas (E!, 9 p.m.) — Nikki confronts Bryan about not liking her, and Paige ditches Alicia for a new man.
Zoo (CBS, 9 p.m.) — Jackson, Jamie and Agent Shaffer investigate Reiden Global’s role in the growing animals-killing-humans-for-sport issue, while Chloe, Mitch and Abraham go up against an evil drug lord as they try to prevent Brazil’s government from exterminating all of the bats in the country.
Ink Master (Spike, 10 p.m.) — Naked models and tattoos on challenging body parts cause panic among the artists.
Scream: The TV Series (MTV, 10 p.m.) — A video leaks causing Emma to learn a terrible secret.
Tyrant (FX, 10 p.m.) — Jamal’s erratic behavior prompts Rami to seek Amira’s advice and Barry’s attempt to rescue Daliyah hits a snag.
Another Period (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — Charles Ponzi pays a visit to Bellacourt Manor, while Lillian has her annual birthday meltdown and Hortense suspects she may be expecting.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Armie Hammer on Kimmel; Danny DeVito, Simon Pegg and George Ezra on Fallon; Billy Eichner on Meyers; Trevor Noah on Corden; and Tom Cruise on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Conan is a repeat.
