I don’t know what this guy’s name is, where he’s fighting or what his record is, but HO.LEE.CRAPBALLS he might win the prize for the dumbest mixed martial arts fighter of the year. Yes, even dumber than the guy who basically curled up in a ball and wet himself in order to not get his ass kicked. Because while that guy may have been a terrified man-child, he didn’t taunt his opponent twice before being… well, you can see for yourself.
Please, Internet. Please find out who this head-geared loser is so we can shame him properly. You know, if he’s still alive and this wasn’t some viral video stunt by an energy drink company.
(H/T to Cage Potato)
Big League World Series – 6:30 PM ET on ESPN 2
It’s basically like all of the Little League World Series kids grew up and get a chance to play for another trophy, except this time they have more hormones and emotions and are much more self-aware of how they’ll be laughed at if they cry on TV.
Bellator MMA – 7 PM ET on SPIKE
Lightweight champion Michael Chandler takes on David Rickets, while welterweight champ Ben Askren faces Andrey Koreshkov, and Muhammed Lawal fights Jacob Noe in the light-heavyweight tournament final. Three huge fights in one event? Why, that’s just insane!
MLB: Cardinals at Pirates – 7 PM ET on ESPN
The Cardinals couldn’t win an arbitration case with Pete Kozma right now, that’s how awful they’ve been playing through this current pathetic losing streak that has included a sweep by the Braves and the Pirates rolling them three times in two days to take first place back. Of course, I say this in the classiest and most intelligent way possible.
MLB: Brewers at Cubs – 8 PM ET on WGN
No thanks. I’m good.
MLS All-Star Game: All-Stars Vs. AS Roma – 9 PM ET on ESPN 2
What do you think, Nosey Giraffe? Is this worth watching?
You’re never any help.
