Insane Clown Posse Was Forced To Cancel A Show After A Critical Faygo Dispute

When you think of Insane Clown Posse, a few things come to mind. There’s wrestling, there’s The Gathering, there’s the Juggalos and Juggalettes in all corners of the globe, and then there’s the Faygo. You need all for the complete experience, something that the duo usually has covered judging from this tweet:

But something blocked them from bringing that last element to their scheduled show at the North Park Observatory in San Diego. The venue did not want to allow the group to have their beverage of choice due to all the throwing and spraying that would be going on during the show. This is not an Insane Clown Posse show and they know that, which is why they went ahead and canceled the show:

The group expanded on their decision with a statement on their official site, promising fans that they would still be getting a special treat despite the lack of a show:

Juggalos, tonight’s show at the North Park Observatory has been cancelled over concerns of venue damage due to all the Faygo throwing. Well, it aint an Insane Clown Posse show without Faygo so that means we’ve been left with no choice but to call off the show…as stale as f*ck as that is.

To all those SoCal/San Diego ninjas who bought tickets for tonight’s show…WE’RE SORRY AS F*CK! You can get your tickets refunded at their point of purchase. To everyone who purchased a VIP package from Hatchet Gear, we’ll be issuing you a refund promptly. However, WE ARE STILL MAILING YOU YOUR LIMITED VIP COMMEMORATIVE TOUR AMULET! It’s not your fault–our ours–that the show was cancelled, so you’re still receiving your charm in the mail.

Again, Juggalos, we’re super f*cking sorry about this and hopefully we can perform for our San Diego Juggalos at some point in the future. MCL!

Possibly the greatest press release in history.

(Via The AV Club / ICP)