First off, let us all take a moment to genuflect in the direction of America’s benevolent ruler, Oprah, for it is her birthday. Happy birthday, Oprah!
Now, with that out of the way, some person on Twitter had the nerve to say that Oprah looked “old as hell” on TV last night, and I guess Oprah somehow has time to read the @ replies she gets from her ten billion followers because she actually responded to it. And then she just posted this pic of herself without makeup lounging around in her pajamas with Stedman, presumably after some hot sex…
That’ll show you, HATERZ!
And yes, I’m sorry for making you think of Oprah and Stedman having sex, just for the record.