Here is extremely white Fox News contributor and former Bush White House spokeswoman Dana Perino — inspired for her hatred of Jay -Z or something — destroying rap music once and for all, in effect doing what Lil Wayne’s been trying to do for years.
“Rap is such a complicated art form,” said Perino, performing under the rapper persona “Tiny D-Day P,” shortly before killing rap with fire. After explaining that she’s “white like Casper” with a “dog named Jasper,” Perino dished the following diss: “If you don’t think Beyonce fears me, go ahead and ask her. If you love Castro, stick with Jay-Z, but if you love your freedom, pick Day-P, that’s me.”
Excuse me now while I go sit in the corner and cry.
