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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Tampa Bay Rays @ Cleveland Indians 5-10-11 9th Inning Chatroom! |
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BigLeagueChoo: /can’t really walk a straight line to first |
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Maddon11: THAT’S OKAY BIG JOEL THAT’S OKAY, FOUR BALLS ISN’T BAD, JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGNS, HUMBAY HUMBAY |
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Maddon11: /gives signs |
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JoelQuest: /thinks Joe Maddon is purposelessly scratching his balls |
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Baseboletta: /takes a few cuts (like "Mother’s Daughter" and "Samba Pa Ti")
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Maddon11: ALL RIGHT JOEL THIS GUY’S ONLY GOT ONE JOKE, YOU GOT HIM, SOOWING BATTA BATTA |
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Maddon11: /gives signs |
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JoelQuest: /thinks it’s sort of weird that Joe Maddon won’t stop slapping Dave Hernandez on the ass like that |
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Baseboletta: /singles (like "Black Magic Woman") |
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Maddon11: F**K |
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BigLeagueChoo: /collapses headfirst into third base |
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Maddon11: Ugh, okay, Pronk is up next, and it’s the beginning of May so he can still lift both of his arms. Put him on. |
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PronkyKong: /is wheeled to first |
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Maddon11: This sucks. It sure would be nice if we had a relief pitcher who could read signs. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wish /pops head out of bullpen
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: did somebody say wish |
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Maddon11: no |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: c’mon manager put me in, i been listenen to selena gomez & the scenes "who says" on loop for the last three hours i am ready for some f**ken mortal combats |
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Maddon11: no, that’s okay, I think we’re fine. /gives signs |
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JoelQuest: /chicken dances |
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Maddon11: /facepalm
okay, why should I put you in with the game on the line?
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: playen %ages |
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Maddon11: which percentages |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: the regular ones |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: come the S on skip i know the sines, your talken to "girl talk" kyle farnsworth, i saw the sines an they opened up my eyes i saw the sines |
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Maddon11: You can read signs? I didn’t know you could read. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i know patten you’re chest means fastball i know grabben you’re hat means other fastball, i know jostelen your junk means please leave the room kyle |
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Maddon11: what does this sign mean /gives sign |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: got to have a membership card to get inside |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: long hair freaky ppl need not apply |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: doh sh:t i forgot that one |
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Maddon11: well, Joel just tried to pick off the guy at home plate so I suppose you’re our only option, get out there |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeahhhh jawsome theres no way this could possibly go bad for you
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: please cue up selena gomez & the scene: kyle farnsworths about to kick these wizerds in they’re are waverly place |
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**Online Host**
Two seconds later |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /throws ball right down the goddamned middle |
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BrignacPaddywhack: /snags bouncer, throws home for the force |
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BigLeagueChoo: /parks somewhere between third base and home |
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BigLeagueChoo: blurrrrrr im sorry coul you gim me direction to go home, i was jus on third an okay byeee |
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KellyShoppowski: /tags him just to be sure |
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BigLeagueChoo: /somehow finds a car, crashes it into the Indians dugout |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: cool xactly like i plant it, now to face off against… |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wate who the fcuk are you |
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OliveBrant: I’m not really sure, but it’s my turn to bat! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ok well being a complete unknown makes u more poplar than anybody else on the indians so here goes |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: so how about you taist the rath (sp) of my dirt pitch!!!! |
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OliveBrant: /holds wrong end of the bat |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: cammy hammy haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /throws pitch in dirt, loses the game |
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**Online Host**
The Cleveland Indians have won the game 5-4. This is their 14th straight win at home. |
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Maddon11: /gives sign |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: dunno that one |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: lol wait is that the one where your gonna go back in the clubhouse an hang yourself |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh |
