Links
An All-’Simpsons’ Channel? Woo-hoo! – I know everybody’s into streaming and not having to move to access their media, but this is why owning seasons 1-8 on DVD is awesome. I don’t need a network, and unless I accidentally click on a clip show, I don’t ever get a bad episode. [Warming Glow]
Trey Parker & Matt Stone Detail How They Went Viral Before Going Viral Was Cool On 60 Minutes – Detailing it on 60 Minutes is a hilarious statement about growing older. Maybe in a couple of years they can show up to sing a song on A Prairie Home Companion. |UPROXX|
The Best Of #Boardwalk Empire – Between this and “Community” (and to a lesser extent, “90210”) I want “The Wire” to be back on television so bad. [UPROXX]
Anne Hathaway In The Full Catwoman Suit – The Dark Knight Cashes In doesn’t look great so far, but I’m sure it’ll be fine. I hope Judd Winick gets put in charge of part 4. And that part 4 goes straight to Cinemax. [Gamma Squad]
Justin Bieber Rented Out The Staples Center to Watch Titanic – Bieber is basing his grandest gestures on dark ages Adam Sandler comedies. Maybe Selena Gomez will get brain damage and forget she knows him every day. [Film Drunk]
You Know You’re Drunk When… – If you see the phrase “say no to crack” and it reminds you to PULL YOUR JEANS UP, you might be a drunk [Buzzfeed]
10 Nerdiest Objects in the Office on ‘The IT Crowd’ – Thanks to British television, this show only ran for 20 minutes before it ended and was canonized. [FARK]
9 Great Singers Who Can Also Act – “Can act” is pretty vague. Anybody “can act”, but acting and being good at acting are two very different things. Also, does Donald Glover count as a singer? “So Fly” is awesome, and Troy is still the best. [Moviefone]
Attack of the Show Interviews Chris Pratt – One day I will host this show, and I will only interview Chris Pratt. [G4TV]
5 Unsexy Reasons You Wouldn’t Want to Be a Male Porn Star – 1 unsexy reason I WOULD want to be a porn star: Allie Sin. Unsexy reason #2, Gianna won’t stop spitting on people. [The Smoking Jacket]
19 Creepy Shipwrecks from Around the World – Question: How many of these run the risk of being Chipwrecked? [Ask Men]
The 10 Biggest Opening Weekends for a Baseball Movie – Here’s every review of Moneyball: “It was good, but slow.” Now, every review from a blogger: “I JOTTED DOWN EVERY INCONSISTENCY IN THIS ‘FEATURE FILM’ AND WILL LIST THEM NOW, #1, OAKLAND DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A TEAM” etc. [Pajiba]
145 Reasons Spider-Man 3 Sucked – Well, that’s thorough. [Unreality]
