I’ve always been jealous of people who can open beer bottles in strange ways. The best I can do is with my forearm, as I have no interest in damaging my wonderful teeth or eye socket. But for other people, it just ends up looking kind of cool. I wish I could do it by snapping my fingers and making the cap spin on my index tip like a basketball so I can flick it into a trash can on the other side of the room and then wink at a girl and say, “Game winner, pretty lady.” I’d probably be considered the coolest guy on Earth at that point.
Hey, who’s ready for some baseball?
MLB
Rangers at Yankees – 7 PM ET on ESPN 2
Cubs at Brewers – 8 PM ET on WGN
One game features a battle between two contenders that have legitimate shots at winning their divisions or at least a wild card spot. The other game features the Cubs and the Brewers.
College World Series
Game 3: UCLA vs. Mississippi State – 8 PM ET on ESPN
What’s that? UCLA won 8-0 last night to defeat Miss. St. and win its first baseball championship in program history? Geez, you’d think people would report about that.
Anyway, here are some highlights from UCLA’s victory:
