cursed image of apparently the Sonic the Hedgehog design for the live action movie https://t.co/KfLxHLW6xI pic.twitter.com/l1tfjedS3l
— Wario64 (@Wario64) March 4, 2019
The sort-of live-action movie adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog has been the subject of internet mockery for some time now, thanks to a confusing first poster, an equally confusing second poster, and oh dear God the legs. The legs.
It’s always a strange time to be a Sonic fan, but Monday was an especially odd day, thanks to the Sonic the Hedgehog style guide released by Hamagami / Carroll, Inc., who included what appears to be new looks at the film Sonic’s apparent design and descriptions of his personality (“Chill & Likable,” “Mischievous but not Malicious”) in their style guide.
The movie doesn’t open until November 8th, and the first trailer hasn’t dropped yet, so we’ll wait to see where this goes before being too harsh. And anyway, some people had to sacrifice so much to make this happen:
Before you criticise the new Sonic, please understand that Christian Bale had to undergo hundreds of hours of surgery to look like this pic.twitter.com/WYRE1ERAAi
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) March 5, 2019
Give that man/Erinaceinae all of the Oscars.
Other people on Twitter also made jokes about the new images, trying to nail down what the new Sonic reminds them of:
They made Sonic the Hedgehog look like the mascot for a disease in a pharmaceutical ad pic.twitter.com/RG1u8KOQjV
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 4, 2019
“If you feel like you’re speeding through your day, ask your doctor about Sonic. Side effects may include loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of motor functions, and death. Sonic should not be taken with other medications” pic.twitter.com/7vYLnryLrl
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1102819099967537153
Sonic the Hedgehog now looks like a Youth Pastor saying “the fastest way to Heaven is with a purity ring!” pic.twitter.com/uzcDJiw20Z
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) March 4, 2019
sonic looks like he’s trying to sell me an xfinity home bundle https://t.co/YkbxkMyGGU
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) March 5, 2019
And, this being the internet, things got sexually explicit:
This Sonic fucks pic.twitter.com/Q6JUPWfAxD
— Jennifer C. Martin (@notreallyjcm) March 5, 2019
i’d take everyone’s complaints about the sonic design more seriously if you weren’t all about to post about having sex with it next week
— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) March 4, 2019
Some people were just angry:
Why does a Progressive Insurance commercial have a better Sonic?! pic.twitter.com/iY9MZaMBXF
— Gene Park (@GenePark) March 5, 2019
I thought he was gonna look bad because they'd try to make him look realistic, instead he just looks bad for no reason pic.twitter.com/BBa17qW6Id
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) March 4, 2019
digging the sonic movie's chill and likable new slogan pic.twitter.com/CXkMPnCrKS
— Nathan Grayson (@Vahn16) March 5, 2019
The whole #Sonic Fandom rn pic.twitter.com/fpiV5LlR2i
— Parthenogenesis Exvangelical (@katamarididomi) March 5, 2019
Others were surprised:
wow new sonic leaks! pic.twitter.com/A3xZ8micNr
— toorah (@watergenasi) March 5, 2019
If #SonicMovie Sonic is "Chill & Lickable" then does that mean he's the Sonic Ice Cream brought to life? pic.twitter.com/ck0zu9sUvu
— 🌙Rarity🌙 (@rarityfangirl) March 4, 2019
While some people put aside their complaints and decided to set right what they thought went wrong:
Updated Sonic design for movie accuracy pic.twitter.com/yY6S1qT0aC
— Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) March 5, 2019
okay im not saying the sonic movie should hire me but im saying that if you give him human legs you have to cover them#sonicmovie pic.twitter.com/r3ELfqeAuk
— goodlouse (@goodlouse) March 5, 2019
https://twitter.com/briamgilbert/status/1102709724636680192
https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1102924031886544896
https://twitter.com/indigorush101/status/1102727726417481729
Don't worry everyone, I fixed Sonic's live action design. pic.twitter.com/AkbgJ71V4z
— 🎮MikManc🏴☠️ (@MikManc_Art) March 5, 2019
hi im #sonic the hedgehog pic.twitter.com/P56EmOIENa
— Jonah Lobe – Illustrating "Quiet: Level One" (@Jonahlobe) March 5, 2019
Dunno what everyone is freaking out about, I think the Sonic movie design is actually pretty cool. pic.twitter.com/LAtlCn4YXg
— Damien Haas (@DamienHaas) March 5, 2019
And April reminded us it could always be worse:
https://twitter.com/AbsoluteApril1/status/1102742868081303552