Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has been making headlines lately for his surprise baby and breakup with Grimes and his rather terrifying brain-implant initiative, but he’s diving into international relations now, or so it seems. Musk (age 50) decided to begin the week by throwing down a “challenge” of “single combat” against Vladimir Putin (age 69) with the “stakes” being Ukraine. Meaning that Musk desires to physically fight the Russian president, one on one, with the prize being a war-torn country.
I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combatStakes are Україна
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
Yep, Musk tweeted in both Russian and Ukrainian, and he added, “Do you agree to this fight?”
Вы согласны на этот бой? @KremlinRussia_E
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
While people wondered whether the heck he had thought this through, Musk offered, “If Putin could so easily humiliate the west, then he would accept the challenge. But he will not.” He then assured his followers, “I am absolutely serious.”
I am absolutely serious
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
Let’s just say that there’s a lot of commotion here. On one hand, Elon Musk has found a way to make the Russian invasion of Ukraine all about him. On the other hand, people are doing the pick-your-fighter thing, and it’s as absurd a decision as one would expect. On one hand, there’s martial arts experience. Putin has famously done some judo moves in public, and Elon, well, he did this.
https://twitter.com/northmantrader/status/1503349940721958921
But also, there could be flamethrowers involved.
https://twitter.com/PPathole/status/1503342027819618306
Let the deluge of fittingly outrageous responses begin.
Elon Musk about to fight Putin pic.twitter.com/YDdpqCErdw
— Wreck It (@Wreck_It_15) March 14, 2022
I AM BUYIN TON OF TESLA SHARE JUST NOW, @elonmusk dominated the fight with Putin. pic.twitter.com/oO2NEaZyia
— vanci : (@vancibrah) March 14, 2022
https://twitter.com/blk_exc/status/1503342503776292864
https://twitter.com/ItsCrackFoxx/status/1503360304658456582
Putin after seeing Elon’s tweet pic.twitter.com/jdOE9VsS3y
— Deniz (@1looser_) March 14, 2022
Elon Musk, the world's richest person with a net worth of more than $200 billion, has challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to a fight over Twitter.
"The stakes are Ukraine."
The world has officially gone insane.
— Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) March 14, 2022
And here’s a relevant question: what has Elon actually done here?
Elon Musk challenges Vladimir Putin to a fight, after finally working out how to make this Ukraine thing all about him.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 14, 2022
Whether or not Musk means well here is up for debate. He recently tweeted an unsavory meme, which suggested that Netflix couldn’t wait to make a love-story film about this war. The tweet carried anti-trans vibes, and Musk also tweeted a meme that’s still open for interpretation but could suggest that people hop too quickly on the various “I Stand With” bandwagons. He also quoted Agatha Christie for unknown reasons, so the jury is out on whether Musk would actually step into the ring, should Putin decide to go for it.